Sorry I'm late, I had a meeting with my life coach...

OD'ing on Brocaine?

God hates Fangs.

dude... Bro. You like Soundgarden? Check THIS out!

Can you get me and my heroine addicted fuck buddy into Big Boi, please?

Let's see you Nü Metal Your Way out of THIS one.

You lost HOW MUCH MONEY on Green Jellÿ?!

Just imagine what her pussy smells like.

How's THIS for ethnic humor, cannon?

Why does everything need to be race related with you... JARED?!?!

Jared... You are SUCH an asshole

FUCK YOU JARED

GOD DAMNIT